The Underground Conservative

…well, okay, it’s her CAMPAIGN that’s dead (or in its last throes, at least), according to AP/Yahoo! News and Michelle Malkin:
Definitely a two-popcorn bag night if you’re a political junkie. It’s the final Democrat primary night of the campaign season. Polls close in South Dakota at 9pm Eastern and in Montana at 10 pm. […]

I’ll be more than happy to pack your bags, honey:
SUSAN SARANDON, who appeared in three films last year and won kudos for her TV movie “Bernard and Doris,” is still not a contented soul. She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, “It’s a critical time, […]

H/T Michelle Malkin.

Well, as noted before on this blog, the MSM has begun its campaign to trash their favorite RINO, John McCain, after spending months and great effort to have him become the Republican presidential candidate. Michelle Malkin says “Maybe McCain will really mean it now when he jokes about the ‘jerks from the media.’” […]

Un-freakin-believable. Just when you thought you’ve heard it all on the “Cult of Obama,” there’s this:
It’s probably safe to say that you have arrived as a politician when your audience applauds when you blow your nose.
Yes, just a day before a debate in Texas, Sen. Barack Obama has a head cold.
And about a […]

Now that McCain has pretty much become a shoe-in (no, Hillary, I spelled it “shoe,” not “Hsu“) for the Republican nomination, expect to see the MSM trash their favorite Republican from now until the November election.
You’ll see the headlines they were holding back, like these:

McCain’s Keating Five past could haunt his candidacy
Immigration […]

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I haven’t said much about who I’d like to see as President. Until now.
I had initially liked Duncan Hunter because of his conservative creds. But unfortunately, he found little traction in a hostile media so he bowed out.
My next choice, Fred Thompson, did poorly in his must-win state, South […]

John McCain gets endorsed by the New York Times today (for the primary, mind you). As if he didn’t already have enough problems with conservatives…
Below is some of what the NY Times said about McCain, with our comments in italics. Oh, BTW, a big “Thank You” to Michelle Malkin for noting this […]

With all the recent excitement over the Billary-Obama feud, the Nevada caucuses and South Carolina primary, and my own early voting in my home state of Florida, I’d almost forgotten about the Louisiana caucuses last night. Michelle Malkin has the (bad) news:
Senator John McCain has won the Republican party’s caucuses in Louisiana while […]

New Hillary campaign poster:

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Stop the presses! Her Royal Thighness Hitlery Clinton has just announced her choice for Vice President: Terrell Owens!

having worked for one before herself:
Nearly seven years out office, former Secretary of State Madeline Albright pulls no punches bashing the Bush administration’s handling of certain issues – calling it one of America’s “worst presidencies.”
Let’s raise a glass to Miss Halfbright!

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Headline of a fawning puff piece in Time rag mag: How Hillary Learned to Trust Herself.
Be forewarned, the article has a serious emetic effect.

Am I the only one who saw this? Yesterday, I was as glad as anyone to see Buffalo Bills tight end Kevin Everett get up and walk again. For those of you who don’t follow football, the significance of this event is that earlier in the football season, Everett suffered a severe spinal […]

Say it ain’t so!
Sen. Hillary Clinton scored with a Democratic audience last night by contradicting her husband’s belief that a terrorist could be tortured to foil an imminent plot - but what observers didn’t know is she was contradicting herself, too.
LMAO! Hillary contradicting herself (that’s her campaign strategy!) AND Slick Willie at […]

This one definitely goes in the “truth-is-stranger-than-fiction” file. Hugh Hefner–THE Hugh Hefner, you know, he of Playboy magazine fame–has donated some cash to the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign:
(Hugh) Hefner contributed $2,300 (the maximum allowed in the primary) to Clinton’s campaign on March 28, identifying his occupation on the fundraiser form as “editor-in-chief” […]