The Underground Conservative

…well, okay, it’s her CAMPAIGN that’s dead (or in its last throes, at least), according to AP/Yahoo! News and Michelle Malkin:
Definitely a two-popcorn bag night if you’re a political junkie. It’s the final Democrat primary night of the campaign season. Polls close in South Dakota at 9pm Eastern and in Montana at 10 pm. […]

New Hillary campaign poster:

:-0

…or a taste of things to come should Hitlery Clinton win the presidency?
“My name is Hillary and I am so pleased to have most of you on board,” she said. “FAA regulations prohibit the use of any cell phones, Blackberries or wireless devices that may be used to transmit a negative story about […]

Stop the presses! Her Royal Thighness Hitlery Clinton has just announced her choice for Vice President: Terrell Owens!

Headline of a fawning puff piece in Time rag mag: How Hillary Learned to Trust Herself.
Be forewarned, the article has a serious emetic effect.

Say it ain’t so!
Sen. Hillary Clinton scored with a Democratic audience last night by contradicting her husband’s belief that a terrorist could be tortured to foil an imminent plot - but what observers didn’t know is she was contradicting herself, too.
LMAO! Hillary contradicting herself (that’s her campaign strategy!) AND Slick Willie at […]

This one definitely goes in the “truth-is-stranger-than-fiction” file. Hugh Hefner–THE Hugh Hefner, you know, he of Playboy magazine fame–has donated some cash to the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign:
(Hugh) Hefner contributed $2,300 (the maximum allowed in the primary) to Clinton’s campaign on March 28, identifying his occupation on the fundraiser form as “editor-in-chief” […]

Can’t say that I blame them. Why allow yourself to be hit with tough questions like Republicans do on most of the MSM, when you can get softballs tossed at you by the MSM instead?
(Democratic presidential candidate Barack Hussein) Obama and (Democratic presidential candidate and former First Lady Hitlery) Clinton aides said […]

As if they’re going to believe her.
The “Vote for Hillary Campaign,” er, we mean, New York Times, has published a nice, fawning, fluff piece about Hitlery Clinton and the military. The article’s obvious purpose is to create the myth that Hitlery actually cares about our military. Har, har, good one!
As the Hitlery campaign […]